my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017

ting ting my ding ding

Ting ting my ding ding is an innocent way of saying "touch my weenie".

Jarred texted me "ting ting my ding ding", do you think he likes me?

by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

eat my shit and get clever

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

by balloonus November 22, 2011

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

by thebetterfriend2 February 8, 2010

Ohh you touch my tralala

Some fag on youtubes catchy line

Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom

by Gorgorgir January 7, 2010