Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 29, 2010

Zombie Sunday

The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.

Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.

******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.

John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!

Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.

by Cmail08 April 4, 2010

Zombiesce

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie

Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expresion on her face when I was railing her with such authority!

by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010

Zombieville

A parody of farmville where crazy chickens roam under the care of a zombie farmer.. why a zombie? The crazy chikens killed his ass. lol

What next Zynga? Crazy Chickens and Zombieville?

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

Zombiesat

A satellite that has lost contact with the ground and is floating along as space debris.

So what's next for this 4,171-pound (1,892-kg) zombiesat?

by Climate Central May 10, 2010

Zombie

See: Zombieland
A zombieis an undead entity that has usually been alive at one point in it's material existance. Has risen from the dead with one objective: To kill and eat all living things. (Preferably humans.) Considered one of the ways the world will -end- on 2012.

The what is considered only way to kill a zombie is to shoot it in either the heart or head,(See headshot.) preferably with a big gunBut even that is not enough. The 2nd rule of zombieland is to doubletap. It's only one bullet, and it isn't gonig to hurt you, is it? One more bullet for them, one less bloody and painfull way for you to die, and one less zombie. Everyone wins.

Zombies are also featured in video games such as Killing Floor, left 4 dead, and Call of duty. Many users have also modded source ( Half life 2,Counter Strike: Source,Garrys mod etcetra.)

Joe: Hey, Bill.
Bill: Yeah?
Joe: If there is ever a zombie apocolypse, can I use you as a meat sheild?
Bill: ...No.

by TheDailyFail January 2, 2011

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011