He-Man Woman Haters Club 

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.

If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.

He-Man Woman Haters Club by ECStanton October 24, 2008

creepy lady/woman/girl/etc. 

A scary beast who transforms into a cannibal at night who goes around to eat people.

Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish

Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh

your neighbor, creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

some lady at your church

creepy lady/woman/girl/etc. by rihbvuiregburgh October 10, 2008

Suicidal Woman 

Suicidal Woman

sui-cid-al wom-an

1: A woman afflicted with an urgency to kill herself b: feminine in relation to suicide

2: A miserable woman, who vicariously lives through Death: VOYEUR OF DECAY

3: A self-ominous woman: SELF-DESTRUCTIVE

4: An artistic (moody) woman, who is without medication or professional help: PASSIONATELY INSANE

Suicidal Woman is quite a misanthropic creature.

Suicidal Woman by Peter Pandora May 5, 2010

Three Legged Woman 

Tranny, transsexual person. A chick with a dick, or a cross-dresser.

Did you hear about that chick that Rob hooked up with? It was a three legged woman, if you know what I mean!

Three Legged Woman by stormandcrash October 14, 2009

“Becoming a Woman” 

When a girl gets her first menstrual period

Jessica got her first period, so she’s “becoming a woman”.

“Becoming a Woman” by SpinningOwl October 8, 2017

Gorgeous Woman 

a woman will exclusive beauty.

Chris: Kelly is a Gorgeous Woman
T.J: Yeah she is okay but get a look at D.J.

Gorgeous Woman by Malmal52 March 30, 2009

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005