Dalby Tom

A Dalby Tom is when a friend says they are going to come visit and assures you they are on their way. But really they aren’t on the way and don’t intend on showing up.

Hey, wasn’t your friend supposed to be here by now? Looks like they’ve pulled a Dalby Tom again.

by SteveJobless45 July 5, 2023

Tom Gregory

This person is a speccy neek, he licks bumholes and sucks chodes for breakfast and takes it up his batty in the evening, once again he is a speccy neek

Wow Tom Gregory is a speccy neek

by Ya nans hairy muff November 25, 2021

Tom bailey

A dick head who eats butter and lives on facebokk talking about mr haslem looking like travis scott

See that tom bailey

Ye
Hes a nob him yeno

by Penisbumhole November 27, 2021

Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.

Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped

by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 15, 2022

Tom nook

A fatass capitalist racoon that puts you in deep debt without your permission.

Tom nook is a fucking capitalist bitch.

by Tomnookisacapatalistpig February 26, 2022

Peeping Tom

1. A person (a guy named William) that spies on other people while they are partaking in things you usually do not want other people to see. Changing or showering or getting it on, for example.

I guess we are as useful as tits on a fish..peeping tom!

by anonymous March 4, 2022