Tits on a Fish

Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.

Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?

Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.

by Joel Hoshkins June 9, 2010

Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.

So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished

by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020

Tit Fishing

The act of trolling around on sites like chatroullete and Omeagle, asking women to bare their breasts.

TITS OR GTFO
-An example of tit fishing

Oh man, bro, last night Fred and I tit fished for like two hours!

Wow! Did you catch anything.

A couple bites, but we didn't land any.

by ArcaneAnouki May 9, 2011

Tit fishing

a step beyond a cleavage poke. Where a guy trys to get under a woman bra and grab some naked tit.

I'm going tit fishing.

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010