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Tom Armstrong

The ultimate sexual predator to children, Tom usually keeps and rapes children in his basement. If you see this creature do not run as his 6.10 pet sloth Frenchy will chase you down and drink from your shoes while eating your toenails.
Fuck it a Tom Armstrong, run or we will be raped
by Notabot42069 November 29, 2021
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Tom nook

A fatass capitalist racoon that puts you in deep debt without your permission.
Tom nook is a fucking capitalist bitch.
by Tomnookisacapatalistpig February 26, 2022
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tom klein

-hey what does tom klein mean
-yeah it means that if you are named that, you got with sophia
-weren't you that guy that got with Sophia
-yeah i was!
by kcosgrove May 10, 2022
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Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.
"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."
by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019
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Tom Best

The coolest guy ever XDXDXD Probably smokes a lot of cigs. Probably likes Young Adz a lil too much, so much so he could have sexual feelings for the Uk rapper
"Hey do you think Tom Best is weeding with us tonight" - "For sure hes Tom Best"
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Tom nowicki

A boy who loves calcium cannons and bunda
Don't bother texting him galls unless u got it
by Ariana Grande xx January 4, 2023
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bad tom

This is what SANESSS gives you when you find him. Be careful for his extreme mental retardation and his theme song, MOGOLOVONIO.
Heheh... You already know me, kiddo. It's me... SANESSS!!!! Do you wanna have a bad TOM!!!???
by Yendks September 14, 2018
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