Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
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Max Gold

Very swag human. The coolest person to ever exist.
You know max gold?

Yes. Isn’t that the swaggest person alive?
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Dunder Gold

Any stupid shitty story that happens at your office that is hilarious and bloggable is dundergold. The Root dunder has a basis in Dunder Mifflin the ficticious company in "The Office." This is commonly used in the famous blog myshittyoffice.com
I didn't want to miss work today, because my stupid boss had to give a big presentation and was bound to produce some dunder gold.
by Puddles McGhee April 27, 2011
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Wearing gold

Verb: making lots of money- legally or illegally, morally or immorally- in a short period of time.
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Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.
"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"
by Pharaoh Fluid July 07, 2017
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Green and gold

Is the colours a vegetarian displays when they get hepatitis A from a bad apple.
That green and gold body paint is fucking hot oh wait that’s just a hippie with hepatitis A - FUCK MY LIFE!
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Green and gold

The Green face of ur heaps jealous spiteful mate who has told u before u were getting laid that he often takes a shit in ppls houses while talking to them or at dinner with them because of his disgust at how unfortunate he is and how fortunate your life is. Dw it’s just a fart bro. Don’t interrupt me ya douchebag. Says old green eyed monster poopy pants. Ur so rude bro.
That’s one of the green and gold moments the face of the guy shitting like normal at dinner table , is green , and the gold material he has produced for us out of jealous rage , a truly optimistic outcome created in his act of terrorism at your dinner party. Thereby further solidifying its sustainability.
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
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