Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Washed

The word "Washed" usually refers to someone's poor jokes or unfunny humor like Dad jokes.

Nathan, that was so unfunny. You are a washed guy.

by SEN1OR FR0G January 3, 2024

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010

Hot wash

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.

"This girl was giving me head last night and I ended up getting a hot wash from her!"

by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022

popularity washed

Matt just made up this dumbass word, idk what it means but if someone calls you popularity washed, that’s tuff… i guess?

Matt: bro stop being so popularity washed,
Who gives a fuck, it’s the gym

Gabe: what does that even mean

Noah: popularity washed💀

by Blackman2366 March 31, 2022

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016