sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011

sausage to taco ratio

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.

Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010

sausage finger language

when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.

I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.

by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006

van de Sausage

The favourite meat product of many people. Literally translates to from the sausage.

van de Sausage! What? i'm just naming my favourite meat product.

by lahblahblackbird February 14, 2012

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006