Peanut

something that you eat to make you smarter

ur dumb!!!! Eat a PEANUT

by Hot mama Hershey January 16, 2018

peanut butter and jelly

when you just got done eating peanut butter fudge and eat out a girl while she’s on her period

“Dude, I just got the best peanut butter and jelly from Austin down the hall.”

by LilGuy0468 May 27, 2025

Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.

Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life

by UnsafeBarrel January 9, 2022

peanutism

A condition where someone is deathly allergic to peanut butter but loves peanut butter.

5 million people are affected by peanutism everyday. Just one dollar can save the lives of countless peanut butter lovers.

by baddyis daddyladdy June 5, 2024

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017

Peanut Gallery

The jim bros that skip at least once a week from falling asleep on accident after work or decide to go fishing. They follow each other around, do the same workout, and talk about lifting too much and almost shitting themselves. These are the jim bros of Lovell. Oh, they also make fun of the two girls that will go workout with them.

Are we going to see the peanut gallery at the jim?

by Love Jim August 12, 2022

peanut hamper

a mathematically perfect name after a study of all languages.

I ran the numbers and Peanut Hamper is the perfect name for your child.

by Dilithiumfetishist1701 May 5, 2022