fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.

I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.

by the teej. November 9, 2010

fart-and-run

when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.

Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.

Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?

Matt: Bah

by knobhead September 1, 2008

Fart Pimp

A person that commands respect from others because of his or her farting prowess

Damn! What the hell is that smell!?!? Oh it was Gabe, he's a Fart Pimp!

by J_PAPER January 8, 2015

The Fart Test

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.

The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another

by tootinme January 4, 2011

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.

"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"

by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009

blowjob fart

Flatulence release while administering oral sex

Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob

by Davecorpx January 5, 2016