what the bumps

It's like saying "what the fuck" but you're in 8th grade and your mom is within hearing distance. Also, you can catch yourself saying "what the..." and instead of cursing, promptly follow it with "bumps". It'll confuse the sensitive shit head.

Hey, son, didn't I tell you to clean the garage?

What the bumps mom, I'm trying to masturbabte.

by VaginaSniffer3000XL February 15, 2017

Brooke county speed bump

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

by Salty Steve February 9, 2015

Bump

Automatic conductor sleeve

Also known as a auto

Got to squeeze that sleeve bumps wont work in a slack span

by Two-blocked July 6, 2022

Budapest fist bump

When you pin someone’s legs over their head then proceed to Superman punch their hole until your hand is deeper in them than Jeff Dunham is in Walter

I gave Stacy a Budapest fist bump last night! Apparently she has a thing for ventriloquists…

by Usewallowcome69 August 4, 2024

Bump Down On You

To pay a visit to someone, To arrive at a location with the intent on meeting up with another person with or without the person being visited having fore knowledge ahead of time involving the visit.

"Whenever I get out that way imma bump down on you fo sho."

by WhiteFox23 November 26, 2023

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014