Swag Job

When you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. It is extremely embarassing and may lead to questions about your sexuality. You nickname must be Swag for it to be a true Swag Job.

Vj: "Dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him"
L-Dub : "Son it was Julia, Gabby, AND Anita that were gonna pipe him."
Vj : "You mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!"
L-Dub "Yeahhhhh son!"
Vj : "Wow he totaly got a Swag Job"

by Vj and L-Dub August 11, 2008

cracka swag

The way a whiteboy dresses and or presents himself, to where an african american sees it as swag, but yet cannot be "swag" because he is white, so it is considered cracka swag

"you got some cracka swag fo' real"
what an african american says to a whiteboy who has swag

by xxscottxwilsonxx May 24, 2009

Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.

I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.

by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012

Swag Attack

When someone comes out and unleashes an attack of swag after dressing un-swag like or nerdy

Hey you see Desean over these past years he's developed a Swag Attack over these years

by Malarty June 22, 2011

Swag (s.w.a.g)

Something We Asians Got

Guy 1: You seen that guy around man
Guy 2: Yeah he has some serious Swag (s.w.a.g)
Guy 1: Yeah he is definitely

by beanheads333 February 12, 2012

Team Swag

Any team that Emma is a part of, specifically a swimming relay.

Dude, did you see Team Swag beast Ian's team?!

by Ian2345 May 20, 2011

Anal Swag

When a chick fucks a dude behind her boyfriend back

Are you Anal Swagging me?

by #hashbrown December 13, 2016