I'm A Sock

Something you say when you have no idea what else to say

Person 1: Have you heard of homosexuals?
Person 2: I'm a sock.

by Jess the Dancer January 28, 2018

Sock wash

When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.

When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.

To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.

by F-shack boarders April 03, 2018

Norwegian sock

To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.

- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!

by Pint? March 05, 2015

poo sock

a sock that has been digested and pooped out and the sock is still intact.

a dog eats a sock then poops out the sock. thus making it a poo sock. it almost looks like a turd but you can tell that it is totally a sock caked in poo.

by handwerk January 25, 2011

Sock babies

When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.

Goddammit John, stop leaving your socks on the floor. I'm tired of picking up your sock babies.

by Horseatincorn October 18, 2014

Big Sock

People with big socks, got hard cocks

That guy john has big socks. I bet his cock is real hard.

by TheDynastyYT March 08, 2018

navy socks

sock used by seamen first class and below.

You sea dogs drop your cocks! grab your navy socks! hit the decks! you are in the navy now not behind a plow.

by itichie_nocanpo June 19, 2006