shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.

Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.

by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022

Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.

I rather to pop-shopping tonight!

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

Swap Shopping

The act of using the website Swap.Shopping

Student 1: Hey have you tried Swap Shopping?!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!

Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!

by HeavyRain95 December 8, 2025

Flop Shop

A brothel, bordello, house of ill repute.

That's no a legit massage place; that's a flop shop!

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025