Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

Snake Rape

Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.

Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.

by BILLS2020 November 5, 2018

notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time

When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.

by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock February 19, 2011

Gunt-rape

The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.

My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.

by N2B December 7, 2009

Cock Rape

The act in which you insert your cock into their cock

Do you want me to fucking cock rape you?!

by Cock Rape May 5, 2016

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008