by Cruiseman20 November 28, 2024
by unreal spacecraft August 12, 2022
Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.
have you got slight of hand pro
by slight of hand god April 17, 2020
Imperfect grammar, which seems to be popular with internet kids. Coming from "teh 1337" also known as "teh javas". It can also be "pr0 h3k" or "pr0 h3x". It means you have major skills in hacking people
ted: z0mfggg muh comput3r g0t h3k!!!1
randy: z0mfg iz hek eet!!1! u r n00b!!1 i ha3t y00 g3t awai nao!!1
ted: z0mfg u r pro hek i theenk eet ms.cl0v3r det h3k!!1 u r so vuri srs pr0
randy: z0mfg iz hek eet!!1! u r n00b!!1 i ha3t y00 g3t awai nao!!1
ted: z0mfg u r pro hek i theenk eet ms.cl0v3r det h3k!!1 u r so vuri srs pr0
by ilikecheeseloljk March 18, 2009
by LalaSnooks November 08, 2011
The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 02, 2024
by penislutscher August 11, 2023