Piss noodle

The first piss after a really great cum

After last night's orgy, I had a truly impressive piss noodle.

by Steve_Bruscheti October 25, 2022

dollar piss

Refers to extremely cheap beer.

Go grab some dollar piss at the Chevron.

by Wade, MD. September 20, 2023

Pony piss

Not difficult and easy to do.

This job is pony piss compared to the last one!

by Posttisshit June 14, 2020

Piss Kink

A kink having to do with pissing yourself, being pissed on, etc during sex.

"Dude, I just read the hottest fanfic abt Dazai pissing himself"
"Oh? You mean a piss kink fanfic?"

by SkankBoy! June 8, 2022

Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.

Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”

by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022

piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019