pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants

please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.

by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011

pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.

"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"

by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021

Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023