Spunky oyster

When the man masturbates and he catches his semen in his hand the makes his partner suck it out like an oyster

Man feeds partner after projectile from cupped hand " here's a spunky oyster"

by Zigzagmanbag February 24, 2024

spicy oyster

When using Vicks as lubricant

Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster

by Spitting cobra March 28, 2024

Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.

Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢

by sobbingmess April 29, 2024

Up Oyndrome

A disorder in which a person wears glasses, has a large chin, is usually skinny, and is mildly nerdy and autistic. Up Oyndrome is most common among the Caucasian population.

My friend Greg is a nerd with a big chin and glasses, I think he has up oyndrome.

by GreenMow.com June 13, 2024

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.

“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024