"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.
When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.
OR
Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
OR
Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
by Punkymunk May 3, 2018
Get the Dick Blushmug. 
To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.
Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"
Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"
Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?
by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012
Get the dick skapmug. When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018
Get the Offensive Dickmug. I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet
by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016
Get the Dick Trumpetmug. When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off
by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013
Get the dick sundaemug. I was going hard with my mans Timmy when suddenly I felt a large “dick tag” scrapping the inner-walls of my putang
by Haylson meateater August 5, 2018
Get the Dick tagmug.