by Xz043lx December 24, 2015
Get the dezzz nuts mug.The African Nut is where a crowd of black people pull their dicks out, clamp it and violently skin their ball sacks and tip of penis with a sharp blade or knife.
by wendell chip May 30, 2018
Get the African Nut mug.When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018
Get the Mystery Nut mug.At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.
Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
Get the geezer nuts mug.by Sean DBOckweg July 13, 2007
Get the nut scrubber mug.The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.
usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.
usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.
1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"
2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."
2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."
by bleezy baby July 23, 2009
Get the sponge nut mug.The gathering of faithful men suffering the threat of no nut November, he shall petray the looks of girls thin clothing. You shall obey the rules of NNN and listen to God's suffering gift.
by Pilotpopcorn126 November 20, 2019
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