Fat Noodle 

Extremely wide penis considered to be a myth originating from Outer Mongolia. This elusive create has never been documented or photographed.

Hey lady check out this Fat Noodle.

Fat Noodle by FunBuck August 19, 2008

wet noodle 

shoving a wet noodle in your vagina instead of a dildo.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Terry wet noodled herself in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Cool, man.

wet noodle by poodlesofnoodles May 13, 2017

Good noodles 

A phrase typicaly used for some good fucking food, and does not actually NEED to be some saucy ramen noodles. Has orgin in the rap culture

My mom: We are eating mushroom Soup for dinner
Me: SHUT up mummer, WE only EATIN good noodles tonight

Good noodles by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018

funky doodle noodle 

verb; to have sexual intercourse

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?

funky doodle noodle by banana721 February 28, 2009

noodled 

To own someone at Call Of Duty.

Oh! Did you just see that quick scope? That noob got noodled!!!!

noodled by scout11594 March 15, 2011

noodle 

a word that can be used for just about anything adjective, noun or verb. especially if you cant remember the name or word for something, just simply plop in the word noodles and your good to go.

pers 1: damn man, i went to the noodle place last night ya know? the one with the water fountain?

Pers 2: oh yeah you mean the denmark?
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pers 1: he was just like noodling around and trying to mess with my mind you know? it was really annoying

Pers 2: yeah i know what you mean. hate it when guys do that

noodle by kiers noodles October 31, 2010

oh mi noodle! 

a superfluous exclamation of conversation, expressed wen one feels the need 2 voice their opinion of a dead-silent situation

oh mi noodle!

oh mi noodle! by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003