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A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
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nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...
She has a nasty kebab
by Nastykebab January 22, 2018
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Nasty Pingu

A NAasty Pingu, NAP, for short is when you are hackin' your wood and Pingu walks in on you. Pingu starts tooting like crazy at you so you put your wood in his mouth so your mum won't hear you. He toots even harder and you find out it is the best way to hack wood.
Dude, I just took the longest nap yesterday. Nasty Pingu really toots me dry.
by PinguToot February 8, 2018
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Nasty Nasty

What your moms and dads be doing all night
Ohhhh damn! I want to do the Nasty Nasty with yo moms
by Nasty puss boy June 2, 2021
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Nasty

Meaning sexy enjoy having fun and looking for someone to match their vibe or energy
‘I’ve been a nasty girl can anyone match my freak’
‘I’ve been a nasty girl can anybody match my mental’
by RainbowWars June 10, 2025
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facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like
oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty
by justjoking123 August 18, 2018
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Nasty Nance

A big motherfucker who works at Walmart and smells of Busch latte, weed, and Marlboro reds.
by McNuggetsniffer August 13, 2025
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