moaning camel's

wet dirty camel's dry humping in dessert's are hot

fucking, pussy, dick, whore, cunt, skanks, ninja's, moaning camel's.

moaning camel's by billy dildo May 26, 2009

Morning Sunshine 

When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.

My workout was going great this morning until Dave gave me a Morning Sunshine.

Morning Sunshine by Beardking01 June 12, 2018

shed your morning tear for Nixon 

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

shed your morning tear for Nixon by DebWeb January 22, 2006

Morning Thunder 

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.

Morning Thunder by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004

Morning Breakfast 

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

Morning Breakfast by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

morning licks 

This is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, If you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, Licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.

For added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.

After a night out on Guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks

morning licks by Adam Courtney Phillips May 8, 2008

Moaning Myrtle 

When you moan in class and it turns your teacher on until the point of no return

Holy crap I'm about to have a Moaning Myrtle!

Moaning Myrtle by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017