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michael holden 

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever
"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."
michael holden by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023

Michael Rosenbaum 

Michael Rosenbaum is a wonderful male actor who plays Lex Luthor on the show Smallville, played Adam on the movie Sorority Boys, and does the voice over for The Flash on the Justice League. He was born July 11, 1972, in Oceanside, New York, USA. Nickname is Rosey. Middle name is Owen. He is exactly 6 feet tall. He graduated from Castle High in a city in Indiana. He comes back to Indiana every summer to participate in an annual wiffle ball tournament with old high school friends. Participates in many celebrity ice hockey and charity events. The charity he favors the most is the Ronald McDonald House. Has a great affinity for 80s Soft Rock. Athletic and outgoing, Rosenbaum is an avid hockey player and golfer. He is also a dedicated New York Rangers fan. In addition, he has a passion for music, and plays both acoustic and electric guitar. So far, he's had to dress as a girl in two movies.
Will be in- "Kickin It Old Skool" and "Gay Like Me".

Michael Rosenbaum was in- Justice League, Smallville, Teen Titans, an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Jackie Chan Adventures, Cursed, Racing Stripes, Static Shock, Gladius, Bringing Down the House, Special, Poolhall Junkies, Sorority Boys, Rave Macbeth, Batman Beyond, Sweet November, The Zeta Project, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, an episode of The Wild Thornberrys, Eyeball Eddie, Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane, Urban Legend, The Day I ran Into All My Ex-Boyfriends, 1999, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Tom Show, and The Devil & and Angel.

Michael Jackson 

The only guy who can walk into a 1920's brothel/gang hangout and get everyone dancing.
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal screamed badass.
Michael Jackson by Ogg Vorbis July 27, 2010

Michael Clifford 

Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint
"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."
Michael Clifford by chemichaels April 23, 2018

michael damien

This Michael Damien cookie from Subway 😍
michael damien by amcertified August 12, 2018

michael angelo batio 

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.