minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020

Minecraft and Chill

When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.

Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.

by Ethryn June 15, 2017

Minecraft roleplay

A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.

Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?

by iderkboi,I’mjusthere October 22, 2018

coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous

I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.

by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012

Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite

Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player

by Big chad Minecraft player August 21, 2020

Minecraft

A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.

Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut

by weirddude62 May 9, 2013

minecraft youtuber

A pathetic low life that is trying to earn bank on youtube also while tryna keep his channel lowkey to his irl friends so he doesn't get bullied for life. Also the evolved version of a mc youtuber is a comentary channel.

A minecraft youtuber is a youtuber yeah lol

by kryptmc March 20, 2017