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Lemontre

Is a pussy ass bitch who has a fucked up haircut and who eats homeless peoples ass flakes
Hey did you see lemontres haircut it looks like his hair stylist is a crackhead
by Jdjfugjejdkrnkf November 5, 2016
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Lemon pu$$y

Oooo her pu$$y tastes sour
I did that girl last night. She’s a lemon pu$$y that one!!
by Mano the faith fish January 31, 2018
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lemon eater

somebody that cheats on their significant other

(cheating can be in the form of emotional and/or physical), while continuing to lead on other people for their own benefit, these are the worst type of people. They are most commonly known as douchebags and/or psychopaths.
person #1: hey what did you call jen the other day?
person #2: oh, she's a cheater cheater lemon eater!
by definitionsforgags June 1, 2019
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Lemon

vegeble
want lemon is good vegeble
by 不明白 February 25, 2020
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Lemon Doubly

An Unpresidented Mispronunciation.

When you want to say Unfortunately or Lamentably but fail miserably to do so while addressing Presidents and World leaders from 50 countries and international institutions.

Lemon Doubly is a term originally coined by his Excellency the President of the Lebanese Republic General Michel Aoun at the virtual Conference held in support of the people of Lebanon, on Aug 4 2021, commemorating the one year anniversary of the Beirut blast.
For many months, the country has drowned in a political crisis in which, Lemon Doubly, the details of cabinet formation prevailed over the program, the government’s rescue project.
by Eks4x August 6, 2021
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a Lemons worth

When one slices a large lemon into 6 or more pieces and then proceeds to take shots of vodka with each slice.

This is usually done in conjunction w/severe depression due to moving back in with ones parents after college.
"Fuck my life, I need at least a lemons worth tonight. I didn't realize my parents could get more obnoxious than they already were."
by jess and jen January 27, 2010
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Juicy Lemon

The sexual act in which previous to doing guy/girl anal you warm up by pissing in each others mouths then you proceed to make out, swapping piss then the girl spits it all in the guy's mouth she then lays down and spreads her legs. The guy will then tilt her ass up, hold her asshole open and proceed to fill her rectum with the urine in his mouth. Once all the piss is in the females ass the guy will just ram his dick in her ass as hard as he can trying to make piss just start squirting out everywhere. If you ram a girl hard enough to get piss to squirt up in your eye you have then achieved GREATNESS.
Dude yesterday I mastered the Juicy Lemon with your mom.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
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