Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
by Weeesnaw July 01, 2010
Someone who is a professional at one thing, but sucks with everything else. Usually refers to athletes or some competitors that are at the top of their game, but can't seem to figure out how to not be shitty people.
So Shane "Shakey" Bryne is a helluva racer and won first place, but blasting champagne up the cheerleaders skirt goes to show that he's nothing but an asshat and a Jerk-Of-Trade.
by OmaDei March 29, 2021
A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
by Lil Uaz November 21, 2020
Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
by Molnia November 21, 2020
(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
by ohhoneohh November 03, 2017
when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack
by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK July 27, 2008