jesus-whore

a loose or promiscuous woman/or girl who still firmly believes in their religion.

person 1: "did you hear that she wouldn't take off her cross necklace when they were having sex?"

person 2: "ohmigod she's such a jesus-whore"

jesus-whore by leeeeeeluh September 12, 2007

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jesus tears

Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud

AHH these fuckn jesus tears hurt so good

jesus tears by max777 June 24, 2008

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A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

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Another name for the Christian Eucharist, the white wafer given out during Holy Communion

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having perfectly sculpted abs that make any one jaw drob at the sight of the goodly gift

Shishoka: Matt what are yo...... (jaw falls to the floor)

Matt: oh hey babe just working on my JESUS ABS.

Shishoka: oglasoagla..............

jesus abs by face cake December 30, 2011

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An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

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In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !

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The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

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