Hipstair

A staircase set aside as an alternative staircase, because the normal stairs are too mainstream

Theodore walked up the hipstairs, and watched in disgust as the regular people walked down the main stairs

by Ipswichkilla1717 March 9, 2015

Hipster

The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.

Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.

by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015

hipster bashing

When a known hipster, lacks self-awareness and makes fun of another person for being too hipster

John (a bearded, skinny jean/plaid wearing hipster walking into Whole Foods) says to Sarah, "Dude! Really? Look at that guy over there on a single speed bike carrying a case of coconut water and PBR in a vegan messenger bag!"

Sarah: "John! You are totally hipster bashing that guy!"

by hipsterme March 6, 2016

hipster

So a hipster is 2 young to have the life experience 2 be wise yet is arrogantly morally superior/ judgmental, & absurdly closed-minded to any idea that challenges their dogma. They condemn racism but have never put it to the test by living in a 3rd world country, never even been uncomfortable or w/o tech toys. Choose to be thin but have never known/witnessed actual starvation. Judge/condemn others by body shape, hairstyle, clothing while claiming to be non-conformists. Constantly reduce human beings to 2 dimensional stereotypes, cluster in urban areas to reassure each other of their superiority rather than bravely dispersing to spread their values of unity, creativity, free thought, & racial integration to ACTUALLY change the world. I could go on pointing out the massive bias/ludicrously inaccurate hypocritical statements made here ( hipsters invented distressed jeans? Really? Diamond wash was commercially available in the 70s) but I will just summarize this article by saying it is completely delusional-the opinion of a 58 year old woman who lived in Jamaica 12 years, has Mexican & Jamaican daughters, traveled many countries, known true hunger, sacrificed to help others not just espoused beliefs on the internet to gratify my own ego, & doesn't feel superior to anyoneac, except possibly the moron that wrote this article.

Right after a free-thinking, open-minded hipster lays eyes on someone, they form an opinion based on a few spare facts, and know they are morally superior to someone who does not dress like them.

by Mericke December 26, 2016

Hipster

Basically a city hippy except more conceited. They dress in a way that makes them look like they got dressed in the dark with clashing colors and patterns when in fact they spent a long time getting ready. They really like talking about themselves and their values that can change by the next time you talk to them. They pride themselves on being non-conformists but they are conforming in that way.

"Why does that guy have tall greased hair?"
"Oh, he is just a hipster"

by J to the Me March 4, 2017

agro hippy

a man or woman with hippy views: world peace, no nuclear weapons, flowers! however takes a more "do it" action towards it, wearing more punkish clothes, kicking over bins and fighting the man! but for a more green and pink cause.

PEACE MAN but stick it to the man....

man 1: damn hippies ruin everything with their flowers why dont they actually do something about it

man 2: why dont they speak out

man 1: and wats with hippies flowery clothing

man 2: i do like their morals though

man 1: yeah so do i

man 2: the new age of hippy has arrived- agro hippy

by bob berns October 30, 2010

not hippy

Another way of saying "not happy" or possibly "I think you are not happy", as conveyed through an incompetent third party.

"What does it say?"
"'Not hippy.'"
"Not what?"

by notoaster August 23, 2011