Friend Timeout

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

by dbrock September 26, 2010

Keychain Friend

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.

"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"

by METRObliss August 16, 2009

Lovers and friends

Two people who fuck and are friends. Another word for friends with benefits.

Hey tonya, we are lovers and friends because we fuck and are friends.

by Ahriman May 5, 2018

friend of leslie

A lesbian

A female who prefers relationships with other females.

A handsome woman

Whoa, look at that chick with the wifebeater and boxers showing. She must be a friend of leslie.

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.

Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop

by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017

bootleg friend

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.

Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.

by analyzer August 17, 2010

nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.

Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.

by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017