fat dab

A dab that is too big to handle so you pass out

Yo let me get a fat dab!

by Futureofthefuture December 30, 2015

thats fat

phrase.

used to make a fat person feel fatter when they bring up food as a subject in a conversation. a fat joke usually follows...

tim: man i was watching the food network last night.....
edna: thats fat!
tim: huh?
edna: i bet you were masturbating with bbq sauce while watching it huh?

by mazimaz December 21, 2008

fat mouth

1. the kind of person that talks crap and may have pathetic comebacks

2. someone who spreads rumors, even if they aren't true

3. that one person you can't tell your secrets to

Boy: You're a freak and you're ugly.

Girl: Kid, you need to back off and leave me the hell alone before I freaking punch you in your big, fat mouth.

by BatmansGotSwag October 18, 2011

fat-tard

One who illustrates characteristics of both fatness and mental disability

"Man that bitch is such a fat-tard"

by phippy August 4, 2004

Fat Fucking

An analogous act to a titfuck, performed by a guy on an obese partner, using rolls of fat instead of breasts for stimulation.

Also as a verb, fatfuck, not to be confused with fat fuck (derog.).

My girlfriend is so fat, dude. When I fatfuck her, my dick disappears!

by luvthabiggest May 28, 2005

fat lips

the equivalency of having "blue balls", but for women. In which, you are so horny, but haven't gotten enough action to satisfy your body's needs.

"Hey Susan, did you get any tonight?
-No, that guy gave me fat lips."

by motherfuckinmonster November 8, 2010

barbie fat

Barbie Fat is when your fat but not actually fat. Its something a model would say to another model, when she's eating a cake instead of eating a celery. Yes at that mere instance of eating just that once slice of cake you are barbie fat.

Barbie because women are often surrounded with the idea that she must look like that picture perfect barbie model and figure. The norm of looking like barbie has made me invent the idea of being barbie fat, simply being 'fat' when your not actually fat.

By: O.K

brunette: hey i weigh just 5 more pounds than you
Blonde: your fat
brunette: doesnt get it

me: no one will brunette, your not fat your "barbie fat"

by kinonahk December 5, 2010