Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.
"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)
"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)
"Shut up"(Steve)
"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)
"Shut up"(Steve)
by Cargen August 15, 2006
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This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 2, 2006
Get the The Frightened Donkey mug.A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".
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Get the donkey booty mug.While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.
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Get the donkey schmack mug.Asshole. To be rude/obnoxious, annoying, show off, jackass,airhead,stupidcocky,to crave attention and make the presence of the person known to everyone.
Josh/Donkey Sack:I'm here/Look at me/I win/I'm awesome/I'm the best/etc.
Olivia:Mother fucking donkey sack
Olivia:Mother fucking donkey sack
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