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Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.
Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.
Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Max Doefoe

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it. Love you Doefoe
You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

Max Doefoe <3
by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 21, 2025
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A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.
If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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What it does

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Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg

An drunk Irish man who drinks too much and ends up fucking your daughter.
Oi!! Jimmy just pulled a Jiggy Jizz Does the Jagg on my girl Jazz!
by jiggyjizz February 23, 2017
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The fuck it does(n't)

A response to someone contradicting something that is true.

Also "The fuck it won't", "The fuck it could."
This washing machine doesn't wash dishes.
The fuck it does(n't)
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