Dirty Juarez

When you are ball deep in a girls mouth and your coolo slips out a fart on her chin.

I was touching her tonsils with Pepe, then she got a Dirty Juarez.

by Jose Cuervo November 3, 2018

Dirty Sanka

Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.

Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.

I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

dirty shakir

FUCK ME TONIGHT DADDY YES

Oh yea fuck me

Dirty shakir

by Baby a triple June 7, 2018

Dirty Al

A nickname given to and old dirty surfer in Daytona. Usually can be found playing bar games or pissing in anything he can get his hands on.

I cant believe Dirty Al pissed in a pitcher at the bar.

by Snookangler June 24, 2019

Dirty Clement

Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.

"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"

by RLFORESKIN April 17, 2019