Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 08, 2014

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

Fake dating game

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first

The fake dating game is too bring people together

by Th0tb0xy January 17, 2021

date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

by Krkič January 25, 2020

Common law dating

exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks

Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!

by @bigbootybecky February 15, 2017

watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

by sssssc September 13, 2008

Do Date Dump

A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).

Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.

by exw June 14, 2010