Calder

When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.

I'm gonna run a "Calder" on that little fucker.

Calder" jokes always kill it
I wanna "Calder" myself

by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023

Cancer

Zodiac sign or disease

“I have cancer”
“I thought you were a Aries?! How’d you change your zodiac???”

by EmoDeadFaggot February 18, 2023

Cancer

Seeing something so cringe that your brain developes cancer.

"Ayo look at this video of a femboy."
"Oh god I just got cancer."

by FexInt March 6, 2023

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A

You have cancer

by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023

Cancer

Mga gago mo kalaro online

Ang cancer naman ng kaduo nito

by munckin12 May 8, 2023

cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word

this f#cking cancer game is so trash

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Cande

A cande is someone artificial. This is a term to describe someone who is not real and an undercover hater. Alike to the term “Karen” (someone usually racist towards poc and a big hater for no apparent reason other than being a Karen), a “cande” is a hater to everyone and doesn’t race discriminate. Everyone can experience a “cande”. Generally their Display of personality is one that is unaligned to who they are on regular day to day I.e., displaying “fake” support and “throwing shade” out the blue. A cande is usually referring to someone of female sexual orientation. This is a fraudulent woman can sometimes be a midlife crisis, a cry for attention or help. Usually a cande is a person with extreme hidden negative energy, a hater and unauthentic.

Girl #1 : “she not even all that…”
Girl #2 : “ight, cande”

Person: “why can’t she just have a regular mid life crisis”
Other person: “girl, she’s a cande”

by Mastermindmiss July 16, 2023