Stephen & Brown

1- n. A vaguely dirty synonym for your balls.

2- v. To completely and utterly beat the shit out of someone for trivial reasons. (i.e. a virile power trip)

Etymology- Originates from a Rutherford High School urban legend involving an ultramasculine male by the name of Stephen Brown whom simply stares at opponents in fights until they wither in fear.

Dear god! These jeans have Stephen & Brown in a bloody vicegrip.

by Wynne Sermons November 9, 2007

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Brown Sheets

To have brown sheets is to be an extreme bed shitter.

"Jenn, you're so utterly useless. You totally have brown sheets"

by Nexxxus September 7, 2007

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brown fog

The imaginary aura of odor around someone when they smell like ass.

God damnit, Randon is carrying the brown fog again! That must be 35 hobo power!

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

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Brown treasure

Treasure found deep in the cavernous anal region of the human wasteland. Most often brown, soft to the touch and warm with a distinct odour which some may find distasteful.

Can be used as a means to subtly convince your girlfriend that poo is a fun thing to play with.

Also known as poo.

Lynne: "why do you like my bum so much?"
Craig: "Cos thats where i find the brown treasure"

by Mr Craig and Miss Lynne October 16, 2008

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The Brown Squid

A act of fore play where the woman takes her hand and sticks her thumb up the mans anus and uses her other fingers to wrap around the mans testicles, moving them like tentacles on a squid.

Donald is getting the brown squid tonight by his new wife.

by 1DrunkSmurf December 19, 2013

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