Blasting Whore

Females or Males who seek dirt on someone and blast it all over media sites and publicity as well as well anyone.

Person 1: Gets on facebook snoops around at someone's facebook
Person 2: What you doing?
Person 1: Oh just found out so and so is a nasty slut!
Person 1: Posts status about how much of a piece of shit that person is and makes up a few more things just to top it off.
Person 2: Thinks ( what a blasting whore OMG!)

by blast whore January 19, 2015

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.

Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."

by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024

Dr.Pepper Blast

When you butt chug a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and then have explosive diarrhea immediately after finishing the bottle.

yea they dared me to chug the whole bottle but i couldn't handle it so my Dr.Pepper blast went every where.

by The Bleu ranger February 22, 2017

Arctic Finger Blast

After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.

I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.

by IbeDustin December 24, 2022

Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor

Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?

by buffybill August 1, 2018

thermotic blast

a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction

my dog just pulled off a thermotic blast and ended the human race

by Nirotic December 19, 2018