bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

Twiddling the Bean

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).

I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.

by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011

Bean-head

A person who is either (1) acting very clapped or (2) has a head shaped like a kidney bean

Wow man, that girl was such a bean-head, how could you go out with her?

by ᴸᶦᵍᵐᵃ ᴮᵉᵃⁿˢ November 19, 2018

magic bean

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.

"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"

by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Cheap as Beans

When something is cheap or of low cost.

“Daryl, why don’t you want to buy that handbag. You’re cheap as beans!”

by Darla1990 January 14, 2019

Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

by Palokuku June 26, 2008

bean ride

when a bunch of mexicans are pushing an old, broken down car through an intersection/street, causing a serious road block that frustrates everyone else

there's a bean ride going on up ahead thats blocking the road.

by canttouchthis1 October 19, 2010