Bassing

A female ready to give a blow job . her mouth looks like a bass gasping for air when you pull it out of the water.
Bro is she bassing you again .

She is bassing my dick tonight .

by ND&DR May 30, 2018

Jonathan Bassrider

The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.

What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.

by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008

Bassface

1. The nickname for the bass guitar player in a band.

1.This is Stefan, he's the Bassface.
2. Hey Bassface!

by Rustify October 1, 2006

Bassoon

a medieval device used to torture humans, pinata's and donkeys, causing severe bleeding of the ears.

I went to a Community Band concert the other day, the triangle, slidewhistle, vuvuzela were excellent, but some one broke out the Bassoon and my ears started bleeding.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyor December 27, 2010

bassturd

qaxtar on totse was the first documented person to use this

"Damn we am teh 133713s7 bassturd's

by painkiller March 18, 2005

peach bassoon

Another name for penis.

That girl is a mighty fine peach bassoon player.

by J April 28, 2003

bassbins

speakers in a car. often very loud, with emphasis on the bassline.

Mash up ya bassbins.
Mate, check out my new bassbins, I've just got them fitted

by tech-head November 28, 2005