Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.


Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
by biggamedave November 01, 2006
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Apple Valley

A town in the High Desert in California. It's not big or party central but you can always find some cool as f*** people. It's know for it's Joshua trees and being the home of Roy Rogers. It's got 2 movie theatres and some pretty bad ass restaraunts like Mama Carpinos. Some people act like stuck up ho's but most people are cool. It's the perfect place to live if you want to hang wit your besties and just bullshit!
Teen1: I live in AV or Apple Valley.
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD
by mexcellence July 29, 2011
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apple bottem

a womens fine ass shapped like an apple.
yo that girl got a phat apple bottem!
by thorobred July 15, 2008
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Apple Orbit

The best gum ever created by Israelis. It is the best stuff to chew. It is only known about by really really cool jewish people. It's addictive.
That Apple Orbit is the shizie yo. I would bust a cap in someone's ass for some.
by Ari March 07, 2003
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purple apple

when three lesbians have sex. usually while singing tunes.
dyke one:"wow we had amazing purple apple last night"
dyke two:"ik it was fun singing songs as well"
dyke three:"ohhh yeahhh"
by lol546 September 29, 2010
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Apple Airpods

Apple Airpods are a pair of Bluetooth earphones designed by Apple Inc. They are Apple's first attempt towards a wireless future, because of the removal of the headphone jack.
Person 1: Apple Airpods are only $160!
by AppleGadgets April 25, 2017
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Gay Apple

Where two gay guys have anal sex and one shits out little round turds and the other one takes a bite out of it.
Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh was filled up on Gay Apples and had chocolate mustaches after having a ruff night on the town.
by captin dip shit October 12, 2010
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