Stripper Cheese

An actual disease caused by bad hygiene affecting the vaginal area, causing yellow strips of cheese to fall out of the vagina at random moments.

Ay man, i wouldn't tap that if i was you, i heard she got the stripper cheese!

by ninvlado June 3, 2015

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ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

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de-cheesed

when you try to pull out a slice from a pizza, and the cheese/majority of sauce comes off of the slice, leaving you with a worthless piece of dough

Damn it! Every slice I try to pull out gets de-cheesed.

by uuuummmmm November 29, 2010

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The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

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cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

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Busted Cheese

Rank as nasty farts. Vile, putrid, rotting carcass kinda stank.

Alright mutha fuckers who busted cheese? Nasty ass.

I just busted cheese in here so watch out. It’s thick.

This car reeks of busted cheese. So gross.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

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