Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

Brandon Waddell

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...

Brandon Waddell fucks me so good

by Brian Brandon June 3, 2019

Brandon

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool

Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.

by Knbwbsbs October 6, 2019

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

brandon

i love him

him: omg there goes brandon

by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025