Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

Right Wash

The deliberate innacurate depiction of a historical event or people to further contemporary right extremist beliefs, rhetoric, and agenda.

The 2024 cinematic release of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Spy, Assassin. A Right Wash movie where a pacifist humanitarian stood against an authoritarian fascism in history, but is innacuretly realigned as propaganda in support of right wing extremists and their fascist MAGA agenda.

by Cord Allen Roy November 29, 2024

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022

Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024

Mouth Wash

It is insane how much relief I got from that.

Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017