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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
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John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.
Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?
by Genuine April 26, 2005
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Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker

A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
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Skibidi Toilet Sigma Grimace

Possibly the most sickening
ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking-obscene, obnoxious, offensive, dreadful, nasty, unpleasant, repulsive, revolting, evil, appalling, gross, oathsome, repugnant, abhorrent, abominable, odious, gruesome, horrid, distasteful, nauseating, horrific, terrible, scandalous, noxious, horrendous, repellent, vile, foul, rancid, nauseous, disturbing, undesirable,, noisome, fulsome, repellant, hateful, unwanted, monstrous, objectionable, horrifying, detestable, despicable
miserable, disagreeable, contemptible, grim, heinous, unhealthy, sick, unwholesome, ghastly, unspeakable, atrocious, brackish, unsavory, grisly, nightmarish, dislikeable, macabre, unwelcome, execrable, uncivilized, dislikable
exceptionable, frightful, unholy, ungodly, unchristian, distressing, sickish, off-putting, grewsome insult to call anyone. Saying that is enough to send the ohio rizzly bear grimace to ur moms house and is also the most effective insult/Meme to ever exist in the history of life
Streamer: Chat, ain't no way this Skibidi Toilet Sigma Grimace saying I look like Joe Biden on a wheelchair.

Guy in Chat (who insulted him): *dies from bullet that pierced his balls and came out of his head from a zulu sniper hiding in his basement having a gang-bang with his mom with twenty random indian tribesman
by ChildArizzment Sigma Grimace September 29, 2023
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Sigma Grimacemug.

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.
Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.
by Will June 5, 2003
mugGet the john wayne toilet papermug.

man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.
The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.
by anonymous September 29, 2003
mugGet the man with a toilet on his headmug.

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009
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