Textationship

The state in which two people text/DM/IM each other constantly yet never actually form a legitimate relationship. This can happen based on distance, family obligations, and other circumstances. Also called bullcrapping.

Dude 1: hey man, I see you and dudette talk a lot. You guys serious?

Dude 2: nah man, we just have a textationship

by Rastheexhorter May 26, 2014

Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)

"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"

by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009

textation

Having a conversation solely through text messages.

I was having a textation with Mary for 20 minutes before I finally decided to call her.

by Nelius Xander December 24, 2007

Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

textadrunkaholic

when a person starts texting his/her friends annoying texts for hours every time they get drunk.

Maggie is a textadrunkaholic! she texts me stupid stuff every single time she drinks!

by Bella msu June 23, 2010

text twister

its like a tongue twister just when it happens while texting and you dont catch it

"shally shells shea sheals by the seas shore"

"dude cant believe you just had a text twister"

by bobmoise April 15, 2010