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Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.
Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.
by Mister E. March 27, 2005
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Snake Rape

Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.
Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.
by BILLS2020 November 5, 2018
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Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.
Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.
by Kosh66 January 13, 2009
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Cock Rape

The act in which you insert your cock into their cock
Do you want me to fucking cock rape you?!
by Cock Rape May 5, 2016
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Gunt-rape

The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.
My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.
by N2B December 7, 2009
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Rape-Count

Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?

"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"
by ninja9393 February 20, 2009
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raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.
"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."
by Xhihou July 22, 2008
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