Someone from jail calls you and knows there is no money on the phone and leaves a ghetto text instead of their name so you receive a short message.
How to get a Ghetto Text when inmate calls,
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.
by smokinbudha December 12, 2013
by jacknjillcc December 06, 2010
for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..
by Dana Lef December 07, 2008
Thanks to your speaker text, I know what your friend thinks of my tits.
I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.
I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.
by Shron November 07, 2008
Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%.
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
by anti-TMB campagin August 21, 2009
(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.
Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
by Charlotte's Tangled Web July 14, 2008
Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.
Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?
by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019